The detectives are checking their list—and checking it twice.
When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.
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Jay Dee Walters
Jack Tyler
Ryan T. Johnson
Sticky/Kenny Rogers
Candace Kirkpatrick
Maria Tyler
Eric Hanson
Fast Eddie
Phil Mendoza
Marcos Fernandez
Bill Jenkins
Mayor Jim
David D. Ford
David
Natalie Jones
Charley
Molly Peyton
Sarah
Kara Rainer
Sally Jones
Noah Archibald
Bobby
Cody C King
Delivery Man
Terry Higginbotham
Izzy
Kimberly Gail Williams
Becky
Barbara Laurean
Emily
Behind the ScenesPorch Pirates | BTS Day 10 | Exploring the Pirates' Lair | Exclusive Behind the Scenes
Behind the ScenesPorch Pirates | BTS Day 9 | Intense Police Raid & Foggy Drone Shots | Behind the Scenes Exclusive
Behind the ScenesPorch Pirates | BTS Day 8 | Capturing Holiday Magic at The Real McCoys Pizza Pub | Behind the Scenes
Behind the ScenesPorch Pirates | BTS Day 4 | Behind the Holiday Magic | Exclusive Set Access
Behind the ScenesPorch Pirates | BTS Day 3 | Behind the Scenes of Holiday Fun | Exclusive Sneak Peek
Behind the ScenesPorch Pirates | BTS Day 2 | Bringing Holiday Magic to Life | Behind the Scenes 2024
Behind the ScenesPorch Pirates | BTS Day 1 | Exclusive Look at Our Indie Christmas Comedy | Behind the Scenes 2024
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